1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"I, at the age if seven or eight, used to be an avid listener to a" from The Pythons Autobiography by the Pythons, which I didn't buy at the list price of $60, but instead got at an after Christmas sale for $8.



2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

feels good to stretch.



3. what is the last thing you watched on tv?

Firefly.



4. without looking, guess what time it is:

7:00 pm



5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:55 pm



6. with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Sufjan Stevens' Come on Feel the Illinoise.



7. when did you last step outside? what were you doing?

Around 3 to go to a coffee chop and work.



8. before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My art collection.



9. what are you wearing?

Dirty jeans, a geek shirt with a skull with black rimmed glasses on, and my glasses which are not black rimmed but instead a mottled brown with brushed bronze accents.



10. Did you dream last night?

yes, it was beautiful.



11. when did you last laugh?

While talking with my Grandma on the phone.



12. what is on the walls of the room you are in?

art. My apartment has the plainest walls, so I cover then with art, both my own and that of others.



13. seen anything weird lately?

Other than the everyday happenings inside my head; one of my friends I haven't seen for quite a while: she's admittedly weird.



14. What do you think of this quiz?

Everything.



15. what is the last film you saw?

Being John Malkovich



16. if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An Oxford English Dictionary and a house so I can live with my cat again.



17. tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm writing a Massively Multiplayer Online Rope Playing Game engine with the goal of enabling a radical ease and depth of storytelling that is missing from games like WoW.



18. if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make everyone realize how bad it feels to be an asshole and how much easier it is for everyone to be nice or at least not mean. This doesn't mean acting naive, because acting angrily at someone who deserves isn't assholish.



19. do you like to dance?

I love dancing, especially Ballet.



20. george bush:

is probably more intelligent than he presents himself as: graduating from Yale, even toward the bottom of your class with a rich dad, is hard. This scares me more than thinking he's stupid.



21. imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

kailie



22. imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

kris.



23. would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.



24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hello, how are you?